If cleaning were baseball*, I would be a pinch-hitter.
Absolutely useless for pretty much the entire game, but when the situation becomes dire, a powerhouse. Since they need to start showing my apartment later this week, I finally got motivated to deal with the ... environment. I'm pretty sure that I have cleaned things that were here before I moved in.

*keeping in mind I know nothing about baseball, so if the analogy doesn't work...you see where I was going anyways.