Wednesday, December 6, 2006

Brunch: bagel + peanut butter
Dinner: Bagel + cream cheese

I figure the only way I could be on a more anti-Atkins diet would be if I started eating bagels with pasta as the topping.

My extremely high tolerance for bagels aside, however, I do have a bit of a complaint, that being this: why must Tim Hortons dispense a tub-worth of cream cheese onto my bagel? On my way back to the library I got a mouthful of just cream cheese. I gagged and spit it out (no easy feat, I assure you - cream cheese does not have a good spitting-out consistency). Toppings like cream cheese are not meant to be eaten on their own (unlike nutella, fluff, honey, and salsa when you have no other food in the house) and I can't imagine that anyone would ever want that much cream cheese with so little to support it.

Sick.