today i was working away at my desk, and then the window washer guy slowly descended out of nowhere. i continued to work. he continued to descend slowly while he washed the windows.

then out of nowhere: "WHOSYOURDADDY"

my head snapped back so fast - i didn't know what to do. was he talking to me? was he just reminding his equipment that he "owned" it in every sense? was he sassing some particularly stubborn piece of dirt on the window?

then he was gone.

and i was alone.