By way of background, before you read this you need to know one thing - every time I look at a diagram of the human uterus (Figure 1), all I see is a bull-face. Like, Chicago Bulls bull-face. In fact, if I ever have to picture my own uterus (which I have rarely had to do since high school sex-ed class), what I see is roughly pictured in Figure 2.
Figure 1. The Uterus
Figure 2. The Bull-face DiagramAnyways, today I saw something (an ad for "Plan B"informing me that I may be pregnant but that I should not panic) that makes me feel like my uterus is doing this:
Figure 3. Bull-face in shock
Figure 4. Self-preservation
Figure 3. Bull-face in shock
Figure 4. Self-preservation