Man. First I thought I knew all about vampires (neg), and now I am finding out that I was really confused about bagels as well. People are always saying that bagels from Montreal are better, and I was always thinking they were making it up.
They weren't. Bagels from Montreal ARE better.
Next thing you know I am going to find out that I have actually been unwittingly been participating in some performance art piece instead of going to law school for the past 2.5 years, or that I am actually left-handed, or that I don't actually have a cat. That is how much my confidence in my ability to correctly perceive the world has been shaken by these two discoveries.
They weren't. Bagels from Montreal ARE better.
Next thing you know I am going to find out that I have actually been unwittingly been participating in some performance art piece instead of going to law school for the past 2.5 years, or that I am actually left-handed, or that I don't actually have a cat. That is how much my confidence in my ability to correctly perceive the world has been shaken by these two discoveries.