Britt and I were discussing shortcuts to feeling positive about just being, in general, on our way out tonight. We came up with the wholly unoriginal "adopt a horrific habit, then quit it" solution, and were quickly outshone by Miranda, who raised the ultimate solution, at least for someone in our situation:
TAKE A PREGNANCY TEST.
Truly, there is no better news than the news that you are not with child. Pat yourself on the back and pour two drinks - hell, its not like anyone is getting FAS*.
TAKE A PREGNANCY TEST.
Truly, there is no better news than the news that you are not with child. Pat yourself on the back and pour two drinks - hell, its not like anyone is getting FAS*.
*Tasteless joke number the who-knows-at-this-point. Apologies as per usual - I assume we all feel bad for laughing.