and I am definitely not - my new house situation is working out better than I could have hoped for, but there was one particular thing that I had really just not anticipated.
And that was this:
every time I go into our shared bathroom (shower, makeup, toothbrushing, whatever), my roommate stands just outside the door and makes loud farting sounds until he can think of something more fun to do.
Every single time.
Now I make them back, and we can keep a full-blown melodious chorus going. Did you ever get threatened that, if you got used to swearing all the time, you would do it without thinking in an inappropriate situation, and then you'd be sorry? I just discovered a whole new danger comfort zone.