Permissible Inferences

So, this morning I realized that I have no more cat food for the cat, which means that I must buy some tonight. In order to ensure that the cat doesn't expire as a result of my early-onset alzheimers, I wrote "buy cat food" on my left wrist in blue pen.

Now, when I look at that little note-to-self, I see this:



When I look at that, I see the most effective penis repellent known to man.

Without the note, however, I see this:



So whatever, little guy. No peen for me today, but at least my cat isn't going to die.