This morning, I woke up early, jumped (fell) from my bed and careened towards the bathroom to get things started with a little oral hygiene. I picked up my toothbrush and OW OW OW. Seems I somehow managed to strain or sprain or whatever my right wrist sometime between falling asleep last night and waking up this morning.
I suppose I could have done this to myself in my sleep, but without waking up?
Makes way more sense to me that I was beamed up into some random alien spaceship where I was forced to fight my way back to earth, spraining my wrist in the process. Or maybe the Captain of the ship was super into breakdancing and made me try to do some 1990's with a "do it or I'll vaporize your family" kind of threat or maybe I just landed weird on it after making some sort of heroic leap. Maybe its from the kickback of some bizarre alien gun.
Gordon was acting super weird this morning, so I can only assume that they got him as well.