All obsessed with the taste of flesh

I have no idea why the owners of the building that I work in wanted to send this message, but they decided they wanted to send it and believe me, I am getting it loud and clear:

WHEN THE BUILDING RENOVATIONS ARE COMPLETE, THE BUILDING WILL BE OVERRUN BY ZOMBIES.

Terrifying? Maybe to some (me), but apparently not to the majority of people walking by the near-life sized mock-ups plastered to the temporary white walls in our lobby.

Think I am over-reacting? Of course you do, and probably with good reason, but mark my words - NOT THIS TIME.

See for yourself/check this shit out:


Figure 1. Zombie concierge - welcome to hell. Nice new front desk!


Figure 2. You have been sighted - prepare to be devoured. Also note the muted marble column.

Still don't see it?





...how about now?