ANTIGORDON IS REAL

Gordon took a trip to his vacation home last week, which is located in the midst of a complex cat soap opera with lots of REAL VIOLENCE! The cats in the neighborhood have a clearly delineated political structure which is maintained by (1) looking cocky and low-level-bad (2) puffing up really big! (3) actual real life cat fight. Gordon doesn't go out on the street but he gets a prime view by smushing himself up against the screen window. Anyways, Gordon met his cat anti-me at the back door! I wasn't there, but I saw a video and the outdoor cat looked exactly like Gordon but WITHOUT THE WHITE STRIPE.