
Though I do like alone time, I grew up with two sisters and am used to/really enjoy company as well. As a result, when I don't actually have company, I tend to invent/imagine it.
Hence my office nursery, where all my little plant buddies hang out.
Hence also my belief that the massive, armored and terrifyingly huge spiders that live on the outside of my window are my buddies. Query whether I would feel the same way if they were on the inside of my window.

You can also take these photos as a sort of naturally-derived graph depicting how much resting I have to do.
I'm only slightly concerned that, once my buddies have eaten all of these flies, they will have gained the strength and/or body mass to get into the office so we can bro down for real. I sincerely hope this does not happen.