Sunday, November 21, 2010

Sweet Breakfast Move

Neill and I went out for breakfast and we invented a breakfast move.

You begin holding knife and fork with your elbows up by your ears, bent at a 90 degree angle, hands pointing straight out in front of your face. Your breakfast is on a plate right in front of you.

Then you swoop your arms downwords in an arc, crossing your arms as your left hand swings up towards your right shoulder and your right hand swings up towards your left shoulder. Your hands cross each other at navel level, and while they cross, the fork hand stabs a piece of your breakfast and the left hand cuts it free.

Your hands continue to arc up in a smooth, unbroken motion, stopping naturally with your hands near your ears. Your fork hand delivers the piece of breakfast directly into your waiting mouth.

Delicious.