I spent the day doing stuff for work. This morning I sat down at the conference table and was feeling all proud of myself for hauling myself out of bed and getting down there in a suit, on time, not looking like the living dead. I gave a self-satisfied sigh, drained what was left of my coffee, started taking notes, crossed my legs, AND RIPPED A MASSIVE FUCKING HOLE IN THE LEFT KNEE OF MY NYLONS ON THE UNDERSIDE OF THE TABLE. I got to watch the run literally eat the entire left leg of the stupid things throughout the course of the day.