Monday, November 12, 2007

Newsflash: I have terrible taste in sneakers

Adrian was out shoe-shopping yesterday, and saw a pair of sneakers so ugly, apparently even I wouldn't consider wearing them. He wasn't sure, though, so he took a photo of them:
Upon viewing this photo, I experienced the reaction last felt when someone made me a mix cd with an Oasis song on it - "this friendship is a farce, DOESN'T KNOW ME AT ALL!"

Would I wear these shoes? Hell, yes I would. Why not? Wouldn't they add a little pizzazz to a largely black-and-denim ensemble? Wouldn't they put me one precious step closer to my goal of incorporating a bit of color into each outfit? Wouldn't they make me appear to be more consistent, if a little less sane, when I click my heels and wish aloud to "just fucking go home"?

Yes. I must have them.