I'm not trying to start this out the wrong way, given that I'm going to BE you for the next year, but I kind of suspect you aren't ready for me.I, on the other hand, as you can see from the picture I have attached for your reference, am more than ready for you. Or, more than ready for something, at least, and I guess it might as well be you.
I'm known to be a brat on my birthday, so don't make any snap judgments until at least Sunday - after that, I'll be ready to settle into some sort of co-existence with you. Don't take it personally, but I'm pretty glad we are only spending the year together - I don't really do more than a year of anything, with one or two major (fine, five) exceptions.